Saturday, July 19, 2008

Do infants....

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

The older you get, and a word of advice...

The older you get, the more important is it not to act your age.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted...

Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
A kiss isn't a kiss unless it's tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated,
so kiss me baby, I'm vacinnated!

Some chain Letter

You can pick your friends

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your friends nose.

Again never do this when you're hungry

Do what? Make mashed potatoes especially in the middle of the night. You'll just end up feeling hungrier that you initial felt.

Never shop when you're hungry

Never shop for groceries when you're hungry; why ? You might end up buying unnecessary food items. The sort of food items that aren't suppose to stay in your fridge for more than a week. For instance, poultry, lamb, beef, meat et al. Or try picturing this instead; how cooked rice looks like after being left in the open for three weeks.